Thread: What are you smiling about today ?

Our little rescue dog was in the kennels while we were away, this morning she is full of beans and wants to play, she is a daft wee thing


Her photo is in one of my albums on here, the Espartinas one.

The sound of children laughing in our swimming pool always makes us smile and it is strange to think they are in it at the moment, but the weather has been super for a week now and the forecast is brilliant for the next 10 days.
I prefer their childish chatter and giggles to talk of doom, gloom and euros and £s. It makes a nice change to hear simple happiness.
Just went for a quick ride round the countryside with visiting relative earlier this morning and the campo is looking beautiful, green, trees heavy with oranges.
Free to look at and enjoy ! Makes one feel good.

The sun is shining, it is a lovely autumn day here

The sun is shining. The grape vines are healthy. We are healthy. It will not cost me a fortune to keep warm this winter. And, for us, it is still cheaper here than in the UK.

Well worth smiling about I reckon

I just made a huge batch of sausage rolls and they taste great

I dont know, I think I might have wind!!!

Originally Posted by keddyboy

I dont know, I think I might have wind!!!

Glad I am up wind of you

I got this in my e-mail and had to laugh...going to mail it out to lots of people
Dear All,



As we are nearing the end of 2008 I thought I would wish you a pleasant and successful final phase with great dreams for 2009. My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........



I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat sh * t in the

glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.



Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.



I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.



I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the £15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program....



Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.



I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.



I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.



Thanks to you,



I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.



Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.



I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.



I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with an aftershave sample and rob me.



I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .



Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.



And thanks to your great advice,



I can't even pick up the £50.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.



If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next
70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00pm tomorrow afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.



I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician's relative once removed.



By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.



Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!