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    Default A bit of cut and paste, Top 20 recession tips !

    Recession? What's not to like? Here's a list of 20 things that the recession has changed for the better.

    1. The boom couldn't go on forever

    Gordon Brown thought he could put an end to boom and bust, but he was wrong. Sadly, we needed the bust to put an end to the excesses of the boom: rampant debt, 125% mortgages, sky-high property prices, reckless consumerism, and the bizarre notion that the nation could live on credit forever.

    It can't, and the longer the boom went on, the bigger the bust was going to be. Recessions are rubbish, but they also have a point.

    2. Mortgages are getting smaller

    Who says big is beautiful? It certainly isn't when it comes to mortgages. Homeowners repaid a record amount of their mortgages in the first three months of 2009, some £8.1 billion. They have cleared £23 billion in the last 12 months. In the previous seven years, homeowners borrowed more than £300 billion against the rising value of their homes. You tell me which is healthier.


    3. Savings accounts are getting bigger

    Yes, I know, the interest you earn on your savings is rubbish, but that won't last forever. There are plenty of reasons why it's still worth saving, and the good news is that more of us are doing it than we have done for a long, long time.

    4. Old is the new new

    Knitting is cool (I kid you not). Making your own clothes is both a fashion and a finance statement. Some crazies (like me) have even tried growing their own vegetables. Frugal is fun. Many have discovered the joys of simpler, creative pleasures, beyond shopping and spending.

    5. Politics is back

    A booming economy and regular Tony Blair landslides took the bite out of politics. The next election gives us a stark choice between Labour cuts or, um, Tory cuts. Who do you trust most to slash state spending to the bone?

    6. Jam sandwiches are in

    Who needs organic tuna lips, hand-raised olives and pan-seared basil shavings on rye bread when you can lunch on a 75p jam sarnie instead, courtesy of Marks & Spencer.

    7. House prices are affordable

    Or rather, less unaffordable. First-time buyers are edging back into the market, with a helping hand from their folks. In some of the cheapest parts of the country, you can now buy a place for less than £40,000 (although I wouldn't recommend you do).

    8. Stamp duty costs less

    If you're buying a house, you should now save on stamp duty. If you splashed out £280,000 on a property before the crash, stamp duty at 3% would cost you £8,400.

    Assuming that same property is worth 20% less at £224,000, stamp duty at 1% would cost you just £2,240. So that's a saving of £6,160. Not to mention the fact that the property was £56,000 cheaper.

    Better still, the average home now costs £156,442, according to Nationwide, safely below the £175,000 stamp duty threshold - which means many buyers now pay nothing at all (until the end of the year).

    9. Debt is out

    It has finally happened. The never-never has actually arrived, and people are now battling to get out of debt.

    10. Dinner parties are bearable again

    'Ohmigod, my neighbour has just sold their house, for £500,000! They only bought it two years ago, for £275,000. That's £225,000 of clean profit. OK, there's stamp duty and removals, but even so. I mean, that's five or six years' of my salary! Tax-free! We've just had ours valued, and you'll never guess what! £525,000. Incredible! And we only paid....' Oh do shut up.

    11. The death of the celebrity property speculator

    A shocked nation went into mourning when it heard that 'celeb' turned property guru Grant Bovey had filed for bankruptcy. But we soon got over it.

    12. You can holiday for a quid

    Staying in a nice hotel used to be expensive. But low occupancy rates have left hotels scrambling for your business.

    13. Haggling

    The boom years made us soft. Most of us didn't haggle, we just paid the asking price. Not anymore. Is your mobile phone contract coming up for renewal? Haggle. Buying a new car? Haggle. Looking for a cheap summer break? Haggle. I know it isn't very British, but at least you should give it a go.

    14. Career rethink

    Redundancy is probably one of the worst things that can happen to you in a recession, but two of my friends who lost their jobs have since a more rewarding line of work.

    15. Credit is no longer cool

    The Yanks had a snappy phrase for it: 'maxing out' your credit card. And millions thought it sounded so much fun, they did exactly that. We even boasted about it. 'It was a great trip, I totally maxed out my credit card!' Now we have learned this isn't such a good idea after all.

    16. Shopping

    During the boom, it became the fashion for intelligent women to venerate footwear and handbags, turning two practical items with a minor decorative function into objects of idolatry, lavishing hundreds of pounds on them every month and talking about Jimmy Choo as if he was Buddha. No longer.

    17. Payment in kind is back

    People are discovering that there is more to life than money. If you haven't got any cash, and can't find credit, then trade what you do have. Website Swapaskill.com allows you to swap skills - whether it's computers, cooking, languages, massage, photography... the list goes on.

    18. Free is funky

    Everybody likes a freebie, and never more so than when we can't afford to pay for anything. You can send off for free samples from websites such as Freebielist.com or Bobsfreestuffforum.co.uk.

    19. Make do and mend

    Instead of buying cheap street fashion from Primark, wearing it twice, then throwing it away, we now buy cheap street fashion from Primark, wear it three times and throw it away. That's progress, of sorts.

    20. Property TV turn-off

    My girlfriend now switches off Grand Designs, 60 Minute Makeover, Location, Location, Location, Property Ladder, Homes Under the Hammer and - praise be! - US schluck-fest Extreme Makeover, thus saving our relationship.

    So perhaps the recession does have its benefits after all...
    Just a country girl looking for a new life

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    Numbers 17 and 20 are very cetainly correct I repaired a computer for a friend,(he calls the computer Lazarus now "it's returned from the dead")and got the price of 1 days work knocked off the bill for building work he done for me. I also got free translation service for installing a wireless router and setting up skype for someone else.

    As for number 20..... I can only say thank God we don't get Brit TV....

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    Gosh Val.....you are very lucky with point "10" in general house prices are dropping....we paid euros 160k about 6 years ago and it's now worth about euros 100k. The good news is I don't care because we don't plan on selling just yet and I love the area and being able to see the sea from the roof
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    Errrr I think they mean that kind of talk has stopped at dinner parties Jazmines and the C&P relates to UK nought to do with me I am here in Spain and thinking of possibly moving BUT still in Spain



    10. Dinner parties are bearable again

    'Ohmigod, my neighbour has just sold their house, for £500,000! They only bought it two years ago, for £275,000. That's £225,000 of clean profit. OK, there's stamp duty and removals, but even so. I mean, that's five or six years' of my salary! Tax-free! We've just had ours valued, and you'll never guess what! £525,000. Incredible! And we only paid....' Oh do shut up.
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    great that you like your house and plan to stay. I can see the seabut then, I don't care about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Val View Post
    Errrr I think they mean that kind of talk has stopped at dinner parties Jazmines and the C&P relates to UK nought to do with me I am here in Spain and thinking of possibly moving BUT still in Spain



    10. Dinner parties are bearable again

    'Ohmigod, my neighbour has just sold their house, for £500,000! They only bought it two years ago, for £275,000. That's £225,000 of clean profit. OK, there's stamp duty and removals, but even so. I mean, that's five or six years' of my salary! Tax-free! We've just had ours valued, and you'll never guess what! £525,000. Incredible! And we only paid....' Oh do shut up.
    ha ha DOH......got it
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    Quote Originally Posted by dunmovin View Post
    great that you like your house and plan to stay. I can see the seabut then, I don't care about that
    I sooooo love the sea....I find it very relaxing ;-)) I also love walking through the natural park and around the salt flaps....

    Mind you in a few years we may move inland a bit....we are toying with a small holding in 3 - 5 years......if our current jobs permit it.....we'll see.....but then again I still fancy working in the ayuntamiento
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